Quiz: What’s Your Smoothie Personality?

Who are you? What’s your purpose in life? What’s the perfect smoothie for you?

Find out the old-school way with a magazine-style quiz. Just jot down your answers to calculate your smoothie personality at the end!


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What gets you out of bed in the morning?

  1. My alarm.
  2. I’ve got things to do and people to see!
  3. Sleep is boring. I’m ready for action.
  4. My dog has to go out.

You’re getting dressed. What favorite article of clothing do you reach for?

  1. Those cute new sandals.
  2. Yoga pants. Yes, I’ll be wearing them all day.
  3. Jogging sweats and my iPod.
  4. A scarf printed with quotes from my favorite book.

Time to work out. You’re going to be:

  1. Dancing
  2. Doing yoga
  3. Running
  4. Walking the dog

Miraculously, you discover a spare hour in your schedule. You decide to use it to:

  1. Read a beach novel out on the patio
  2. Organize your closet
  3. Shop for climbing gear online
  4. Sleep in

You’ve got a potluck lunch today. You show up with:

  1. Fruit salad
  2. Kale chips
  3. No-bake energy balls
  4. Cupcakes

At lunch, your friends are dishing about what foods they can’t live without. Your answer is:

  1. Yogurt
  1. Kefir
  2. Whey
  3. Cheese

It’s been a long day. What motivates you to keep going?

  1. Fun
  2. Solving puzzles
  3. Competition
  4. Making people happy

What are you cooking tonight?

  1. Takeout
  2. Whole foods
  3. Depends on how far I ran today
  4. Comfort food

You get home, and you’re attacked by ninjas! You:

  1. Die laughing before they can even get to you.
  2. Already have your own ninja squad waiting to defeat them.
  3. Fight the ninjas with your sweet martial arts skills.
  4. Talk the ninjas into binge-watching Gilmore Girls with you.

Wait, that ninja thing was just a dream. You:

  1. Wake up laughing.
  2. Turn over and go back to sleep.
  3. Use your phone to find martial arts lessons near you.
  4. Get up to drink some warm milk before going back to bed.


Calculate Your Results:

Mostly “A”s: The Vacationer (fruit-based)

When you can’t find the time to escape to an actual tropical island, you create a fruity little paradise in a glass. Aloha.

Mostly “B”s: The Lean Green (greens-based)

You’ve got efficient nutrition down to a science, blending so many super foods into a single glass, you feel like you can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

Mostly “C”s: The Marathoner (protein/refuel-based)

If food is fuel, your smoothies are high octane – keeping you powered through whatever life throws at you, whether it’s 26.2 miles or a car full of kids. 

Mostly “D”s: The Chocoholic (chocolate-based)

Just because it’s healthy, doesn’t mean it can’t have chocolate – actually, in your book, chocolate is a vegetable. Own it.

Want to win a Ninja blender system so you can make that perfect smoothie ridiculously smooth? Enter to win here.

By Sarah Ryan, MS, RDN, LD

Sarah is a registered dietitian nutritionist and foodie. She has a special interest in sports nutrition and is certified in food allergy training. When she isn't working, you can find her in the kitchen baking delicious cakes and beautiful pies. Learn more about Sarah

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